Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Genital Wart Freezing Rehabilitation

Isha's house Christmas Assassin



year, for the first time in my life, I will spend Christmas Eve alone ... Someone wants to adopt a Murderess?




Friday, December 18, 2009

Vídeos De Pillados En La Calle

Best SMS of 2009


End of the year, time budgets, cleaning the hard disk and memory of mobile phones. In fact, this very night, as they have nothing better to do, I thought to devote myself to free up some 'space from my phone's SIM eliminating a number of those hateful text messages that people love to send some, especially those who, like me , hate to receive them.

Because I'm an honorary member of the party of "do not throw anything away" (everything, sooner or later, we might need and then you never know and blah blah blah ...) I decided that this waste could be properly textual recycled in the form of a new post to add to this dump of humor, mischief and madness that is my blog.

And then, directly from a mobile all over the warmer southern Italy, here is the text of the most memorable ones I've received this year (and who, unlike many others, perhaps even more memorable so far I had forgotten to throw away).


  1. When I took the nostalgia of you feel a strong electrical vibration, but not up to me: it is a phenomenon triggered by receptors scattered x my body and centers images in my brain. The memories of times spent with you produce small ripples around my heart.
  2. I seem to be sedated. I try to contain my longing and my thoughts in a limited space, do not stray beyond the boundaries of my feelings. The memory of the warmth of your body almost prevents me from breathing.
  3. are veiled in the shadow of a transparent curtain and think of us when we're together. A detailed memory, frozen images, a vision immutable and recurrent. 6 attentive and distracted. Sweet and impetuous. Now I feel far away.
  4. You are an angel who takes care of himself, others and the details. All you follow, often from afar, we love it. In these years, I understand that you have a heart ready to give themselves free, or nearly so. You're like a pastry filled with love.
  5. Here is the view of the sea that shines over me impetuously and all things ... Mank you!
  6. I woke up at three in the morning I could hear the neighbors having sex through the wall. I am a bit 'annoyed xl'invidia I've tried.
  7. I need you to feel alive and happy.
  8. 6 my today and my x always!
  9. I think at every moment and every moment spent together away from you because you are my time and my breath.
  10. There is a strong desire to have you near.
  11. With you I've rediscovered the passion, madness, a world of beautiful and colorful. I discovered a man of energy and brain. A look that upset me the blood and hormones. Have you fallen like a thunderbolt from the blue in a balanced life and disappointed. You came like an angel.
  12. Loving you is like being in heaven, can not be near you every day, it's like being in hell.
  13. You are in everything I do and I say I think.
  14. You are the leitmotif of my life.
  15. Without you, I feel like a raft in the sea.


Very funny, is not it?

Monday, December 14, 2009

Cheap Funky Volleyball Spandex

Even the rich bleed


It 's the true story of the moment. E 'on everyone's lips and the titles of all news media, Italians and foreigners.

course I mean the ugly event that was consumed yesterday in Milan and has had starring a hapless statue of the Milanese Duomo. The only fault of the poor souvenir to the wrong place at the wrong time.

I'll spare you the guide of the accident because many and most authoritative sources of the undersigned have already fulfilled this difficult task. In addition, certain details of what happened are so gruesome that even I would struggle to bring them back.

then I will just refer to the results of the latest report on the damage sustained by the victim as a result of the tremendous force of the impact it now: deep nicks along the edge of the iron base, a state of shock and severe psychosis delusions of grandeur (the patient insists to be the best Italian souvenir of the last 150 years). Evidence of

aroused great ecosystem inside and outside the network dall'increscioso episode, I thought of proposing a separate press release below to the topic. To remain as bastions of profound deterioration in this way in the sector today the tourist industry in our country.


The voice of the blogosphere

"The only consolation is that TV will cease to continually invite transsexual and will begin interviewing miniature of the Cathedral." (Dania )

"Berlusconi mica goes down, it's the Berlusconi going down. "(365 sunrises sunsets 364 )

" Those who are already looking unlikely moral principals or was preparing to launch the terror alert would do well to give even a calmed him. "(I want to get off )

" It's never too late to understand and stop. "( Osteria wheel )

" So. .. Silvio Berlusconi somebody just punched in the face. His wife? "(Muck Rack )

" There are over 377mila Silvio Berlusconi's supporters against Tartaglia fans that are about 38 thousand. "(The newspaper )

" I also think that this gesture will only to feed his delusions of persecution and his speeches to those lobotomized fools who still listen to him. "( Inform is a duty )

" In view of recent foreseeable future that the name 'Silvio Berlusconi' will be sought on major search engines on the web with a frequency unmatched ... so I take this opportunity and recommend two very ironically comic strip (more of D'Addario?) our Prime Minister! " (No Blood No Foul )

"Berlusconi is over." (The blog of Beppe Grillo )

"If you rest stop threatening me if I stay you will tolerate in silence, but if the conditions are too hard then So shoot me ... "(Witch Athena )


The political manipulation

" They could postponed until tomorrow for the resignation of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. "(Ansa.it)

" I think it's time that politics is not only interrogate the need to tone down but to focus on constructive dialogue and not on conflicts that touch the attack on the person, even with risks to personal safety. "(Renato Schifani)

" When you go from political criticism to attack personnel, one inevitably sow violence. " (Claudio Scajola)

"It 's clear that if there is need, as I believe there is, to tighten even further the net, going in this direction." (Alfredo Mantovano)

"If this growing external influences, which leads to detect in a person, in this case the head of government, not an adversary but an enemy, possibly to be killed, it is possible that other psychos can repeat the gesture made last night by imagining to be the avengers. "(Alfredo Mantovano)

" The clearest, renewed call for all political conflict and institutional responsibility is taken beyond the limits of self-control and civil confrontation, and preventing and cutting off each pulse cycle of violence. "(George Napolitano)

"When you do events for a party but not against one person and hate-this is the result. This is the result of politics of hate. "(Ignazio La Russa)

" I do not want you ever want violence, but Mr Berlusconi with his behavior and his indifference to instigate violence. "(Antonio Di Pietro)

"The violence in politics is intolerable and it is all the more when they are being peaceful demonstrations." (Pier Ferdinando Casini)

"repudiation of all forms of violence that would replace the confrontation of ideas" (Luca Palamara)

"It 'a very serious and worrying, which shows a real risk that the violence of words is in fact close to violence." (Federico Lombardi)

"I hope that everyone does their part to restore the conditions for a democratic debate without demonizing each other." (Rosy Bindi)

"What they did to Berlusconi and 'an act of terrorism." (Umberto Bossi)

"The impression is that the opposition weak and the hegemony of quell'Antonio Di Pietro, who still is not ashamed to play with fire and, in fact, bears out his party from the set of shared democratic norms without comparison Hard but fair, as he is doing in the seventies, when the Communist Party, not to have to deal with their basic, closed one eye and cradled inside what would become terrorists murderers. I hope that members of the Democratic Party, especially the streets in the so-called No Cav Day, I apologize to President Berlusconi and come back on the road to democratic rules. "(Mara Carfagna)

" Al TG4 will have more space, not a word. Instigators of violence ... 'Annominchia' "(Emilio Fede)

Friday, December 11, 2009

How Do I Play Pokemon Crystal On My Computer

The summers in a small Murderess


also Murderess was young. If you want to exaggerate, there was even a time when he was a small child unaware of the things in the world.
In those years, the criminal psychopath who now know you used to spend summers in the family's summer residence at a charming seaside holiday animated chaos of shouting and the pestilential stench of the kitchens of several seafood restaurants.
In the best tradition of every serial killer in rank, our, already had a child by nature shy and lonely, perhaps even melancholy. In short, a little misanthropic moody and dreamy. Or if you prefer a little shit and a little anti-social 'freak.

During those endless summers, this little boy ate most of her infinite leisure time on the balcony on the third floor of the "pied-a-mar" parental. From that narrow strip of concrete - extreme edge of the apartment he felt, at once, as a prison and den - the protoassassino deceive boredom watching the show the world that was staged two floors below.
that spark of color noise, including an army of tiny insects swarmed unruly, inexplicably sweaty and excited, scared him for his stupidity and potential for violence but also the curious, the same way a giant anthill can intrigue an entomologist at the first weapons.

Some witnesses claim that era, during his observations of these "high places", the young seemed Murderess talking to himself, as if referring to his impressions of an unseen companion. It's rumored that even he was surprised several times to laugh in a position to who made a mischievously funny shows the ear of his party. In this case, an imaginary interlocutor (or so the show chronicles the most reliable): probably the first clear sign of the anomaly, with the passage of years, had the effect embodied in the infamous killing spree by the assassination of an adult present.

the summer of '99, the memory of these events has been a source of inspiration for me during the composition of one of my first songs. The same that I decided to share with you, poor victims, enjoying the opportunity offered by modern technology, to cause even more havoc with the sense of hearing.
So what you waiting for? Click on the nice player at the bottom of this post, if you dare!

The arrangement and editing of MIDI tracks, and operates a valuable friend and accomplice: the unforgivable Sammartino Ivan (aka Ivan Hallen). For the realization of this ugly project, Ivan has also dared to lend her voice (I am deathly tune, so I abstained, because the idea was to torture and not to indulge in a quick death). The guitars that feel rather have been raped by my brother Stephen (aka Junior), for the series: bad blood does not lie.

To get an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat to expect, here also served the text, the most irresponsible of you, you will find the way to focus on what remains of their Eustachian tubes.


Demon

my demon who hides
between lumps of rock, black sea
you enjoy listening to the world
from your lair deep
almost an eternity .

Your voice I still remember
dream faded in the evenings of August
while moving around the world
with its colors.
Yes, but I was not there.

And let the time
on the balcony of my imagination.
Without a reason
laughing with you
of what was happening around me

and the people passing
did not know.

white man from the cart
shouted: "I give you
brioche and flavored ices
so that you will not regret
and after you feel better."

Mrs. downstairs
complained almost always time
and said "here is too hot,

want to go where you do not sweat to make love."

Then my mother reminded me
I had a little 'study,

that I would never have become a great doctor

but we have become
and you're 're gone,
my Demon.

Now I live within my time
as a guinea pig in the madness of the Hide.

I wonder if you believe it, finding


how I would see in your eyes
Demon.


NOTE: after clicking on the small button play, if the song does not start within a few seconds and reload the page and try again.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Pink And Green Polka Dot Wedding Invitations

Nouvelle Obsession



Come here to lay siege to my senses.
And my house is invaded by an army of demons

grazing curves among females.

you smile and kiss me.


you lie on a red couch temptation
Then ask your deck
attention and complicity
to me that you cover

sweat and sighs and kisses. You get up


and you get to dance with the smile of a child

ruthless and Gypsy. So, barefoot

safe because I look and you know that I like
.


you drink the wine that you like to

a donation of blood from my wounded heart.
You can take it, if you want. You can hear him scream if

silent.


things I say to you, your lovers
always ungrateful and deaf.
"Only you understand me know."
and kill you, I swear

violate this pact with friends.

But there comes the fear and let domains. Fear
to have you more than I can, by placing the
fingers in the nostrils,
to discover on your taste.
confused between many small men
happy.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

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A kind request


male human beings are capable of staining of the worst atrocities, so as to achieve the most exceptional companies when it comes to satisfy the expectations of a female. Especially if it smells like a female storm of orange blossoms and has eyes as fast as the memories of a person sentenced to death on the threshold of the scaffold.

It is incitement to guilt or merit insistent (and damn wise) of a female of my knowledge I have decided to return to soil these pages with the spirits of my moods wicked and lazy days.

God (or his) forgive me. For you to go back and read the other hand, no mercy.